Like, totes, dawg!

OK, maybe I’m trying too hard to be cool. That’s what my teenage nephews and nieces keep telling me, anyway. (They always be harshing my buzz, yo.)

But what do they know about being hip and rad, huh?

They’re probably just jelly about these totally far-out tote bags. They’re the newest addition to our swag shop and feature Ascending Mage cover art on either side:

They’re perfect for carting your favorite paperbacks around at the beach (you know, if you’re into that sort of thing).

Tell me these wouldn’t make the popular kids in school jealous?

Or…at least they’d make Karen at yoga curious. That’s pretty much the adult equivalent.

Totes. (Seriously, I’m not going to stop saying that until someone tells me I’m cool.)